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Fiona Ma Cruises to Win in Democratic State Treasurer Primary

We admit it. We were stung when Mike “King of Sweetness” Gatto decided to bow out of the 2018 California state treasurer race so he could have more time to be a family man and make money in the private … Continue reading

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Republican Leadership Proposes New ‘Open Carry Congress’ Bill

After the recent school shooting in Florida left 17 dead, Republican leadership today announced a bold new plan to strengthen security in Congress by allowing citizens to open carry firearms within the capitol building itself.  The new rule will apply … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto is a Sweet Vlog: Episodes II-IV

If you love Mike Gatto and pictures of animal dicks, then I’ve got a treat for you.  I just posted three new episodes of our vlog series, Mike Gatto is a Sweet Vlog.  We cover a range of topical issues … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto is a Sweet Vlog

After a successful run of hilarious podcasts in 2016, Daulton and I decided to take the concept in a fresh new direction.  Instead of comprehensive 45 minute episodes with a variety of different segments and topics, we’ve decided to produce … Continue reading

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Mayor Sam Said Something Shitty About Mike Gatto Again

Mayor Sam, the Michael Anthony of political blogs, recently published another dumb article that made fun of Mike Gatto, candidate for California Lieutenant Governor in 2022.  If you like shit that sucks, click on this link and read the whole … Continue reading

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Sweet Dude Week in Review: January 13, 2018

It was a slow week. I don’t even have a horse cum joke to start with. Beyond this dude’s exploding balls, very little happened. I’m not sure what to tell you. Mike Gatto did drop out of the State Treasurer … Continue reading

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This Dude’s Balls Exploded And It Wasn’t Sweet At All

If you’re going to Africa, leave your balls at home.  Otherwise, there’s a possibility your balls could explode.  That’s the takeaway from a recent feature in the Daily Mail, which relays the horrifying story of an old dude whose balls … Continue reading

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