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If You’ve Ever Been Curious About How Semen is Collected for the Purposes of Dog Breeding, This Video is a Great Place to Start

Hey you!  I bet you love dogs, right?  Sure, we all do.  But how have you ever stopped to wonder how dog breeders get all that dog jizz?  Sure, we all have.  But the answer to that question is a … Continue reading

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What Does a State Treasurer Do?

If you’re like me, you’re so excited about Mike Gatto running for California State Treasurer that you have to go jerk off in the work bathroom three times a day.  But if you’re like me, then you’re also slightly curious … Continue reading

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Sweet Dude Week in Review: October 14, 2017

It was a slow news week here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude, but that doesn’t mean Jarvis and I weren’t getting super stoned. In fact, I got stoned every day this week, marking the first time I’ve done … Continue reading

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COUNTERPOINT: California State Treasurer Candidate Fiona Ma’s Obsession With Excrement is Actually Sweet

When it comes to most things in life, the editors of this site are in total agreement.  For instance, we both think California State Treasurer Candidate Mike Gatto is a sweet dude.  We agree that his dick is huge and awesome.  … Continue reading

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Yet Another Installment of “Shit We Couldn’t Make Up No Matter How Much Weed We Smoked”: Fiona Ma’s Legacy of Tweeting about Shit. Literally Shit. As In ‘Human Fecal Matter.’ No, I’m not high (unfortunately). This is actual, literal shit that actually, literally happened.

Ma’s Twitter meltdown took place between September 2009 and September 2010 Her stunning lack of tact clearly reveals unresolved childhood psychological issues surrounding shit and assholes Jesus fucking Christ. Not even 24 hours have passed since I penned my last … Continue reading

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COMMENTARY: I Wish I Was At the Rave Fiona Ma Attended

Fiona Ma’s failed failed anti-rave bill is old news by now, but I still wish like fuck that I had been at the rave she actually went to. I did a bit of raving back in my day. EDM isn’t … Continue reading

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Sweet Dude Week in Review: October 7, 2017

Another week, another explosion of sweetness here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude. It’s Saturday, and that means you need to take a break from sucking horse boners before your jaw seizes up. So here’s the rundown of this … Continue reading

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