Author Archives: Jarvis Mitchell

About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens

FORENSIC EXAMINATION: Is Mike Gatto the Burbank Blogger?!

In the world of California political blogs, there are two major players known for their unyielding support of Mike Gatto, former State Assemblyman and one-time candidate for State Treasurer.  Obviously, our blog is at the top of that list.  But … Continue reading

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Mayor Sam:  Sorry Sacramento Bee, But You Were Scooped by MIKE GATTO IS A SWET DUDE

As Mike Gatto officially withdrew from the 2018 race for California State Treasurer, mainstream media outlets were quick to parrot the Sacramento Bee’s claim of breaking the news.  That news came by way of a random tweet from some douche … Continue reading

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MAJOR MINDFUCK: Mike Gatto Plots a Glorious Return to Politics, Resurrecting Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude

Great news out of Sacramento!  According to the California Secretary of State’s official website, Mike Gatto has already announced his next political masterstroke:  a planned run for the office of Lieutenant Governor.   I know what you’re saying… Didn’t Mike just … Continue reading

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This is the End of Everything. Farewell.

Well, fuck.  If you’ve been reading our site over the last hour, then you’re well aware of the fact that Mike Gatto abruptly dropped out of the race for California State Treasurer — just like I predicted a week ago.  … Continue reading

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DESPERATION GRIPS GATTO-NATION: Where the Fuck is Daulton Gatto?!

I’m  halfway through smoking that blunt, and it doesn’t seem to have calmed me down yet.  I’ll keep smoking, however, and update you in a few minutes.  But for now, I need to vent… WHERE THE FUCK IS DAULTON GATTO … Continue reading

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EXISTENTIAL CRISIS: What Is The Purpose Of Anything Anymore?

Last week was an emotional roller coaster.  In a series of now-prophetic blog posts, I speculated that Mike Gatto may have quietly dropped out of the race for California State Treasurer.  That led me down an existential rabbit hole in … Continue reading

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POLITICAL SHOCKER: Mike Gatto Withdraws From the 2018 California State Treasurer’s Race

It’s official:  Mike Gatto, undisputed heavy weight champion of sweetness, has withdrawn from the 2018 race for California State Treasurer.  According to a tweet from Sacramento Bee reporter Christopher Cadelago, Mike decided to bail on the race so he could … Continue reading

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