Author Archives: Jarvis Mitchell

About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens

Mike Gatto is a Sweet Vlog: Episodes II-IV

If you love Mike Gatto and pictures of animal dicks, then I’ve got a treat for you.  I just posted three new episodes of our vlog series, Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude.  We cover a range of topical issues … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto is a Sweet Vlog

After a successful run of hilarious podcasts in 2016, Daulton and I decided to take the concept in a fresh new direction.  Instead of comprehensive 45 minute episodes with a variety of different segments and topics, we’ve decided to produce … Continue reading

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Mayor Sam Said Something Shitty About Mike Gatto Again

Mayor Sam, the Michael Anthony of political blogs, recently published another dumb article that made fun of Mike Gatto, candidate for California Lieutenant Governor in 2022.  If you like shit that sucks, click on this link and read the whole … Continue reading

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This Dude’s Balls Exploded And It Wasn’t Sweet At All

If you’re going to Africa, leave your balls at home.  Otherwise, there’s a possibility your balls could explode.  That’s the takeaway from a recent feature in the Daily Mail, which relays the horrifying story of an old dude whose balls … Continue reading

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9 Turds That Look Like Dicks

In my recent article about State Senator Anthony Portantino’s alleged use of an Armenian genocide memorial event to throw shade at Mike Gatto, I posted a picture of a turd that looked like a dick.  That got me thinking… turds … Continue reading

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Did Anthony Portantino Use an Armenian Genocide Memorial Event to Throw Shade at Mike Gatto?

Well, fuck.  Despite our best efforts to unearth every shred of news related to Mike Gatto, sometimes important news slips through the cracks.  Life is busy and we smoke a ton of weed, so forgive us.  While perusing the comments … Continue reading

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Honestly, Anthony Portantino Isn’t Really That Fat

As the Internet’s first and foremost Mike Gatto fansite, we have a certain responsibility to defend our favorite politician from his critics.  At times, we willfully engage those critics with a level of juvenile bombast that was totally outside the … Continue reading

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