‘Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude’ is an unofficial fansite dedicated to California Representative Mike Gatto (aka The Man With the Golden Dick, aka Testosterone Mike, aka, Fuckzilla). While other politicians suck and are decidedly unsweet, Mike Gatto has proven himself time and time again as a man of unquestionable sweetness, boasting both the biggest dick and the softest balls.
During his three terms representing California’s 43rd district in the State Assembly, Mike sprayed his legislative jizz all over Sacramento, spearheading efforts bolster film & TV industry jobs, legalize online poker, and to extend statues of limitations so that victims of the oft-denied Armenian genocide can seek legal reparations against bloodthirsty Ottoman Turks. So fucking sweet!
The site was founded in 2011 by Jarvis Mitchell and Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto), a crusading journalistic tandem dedicated to truth, integrity and valor. They believed then and believe even more strongly now that in Mike Gatto, we are witnessing the rise of a once-in-a-generation politician. In 2015, they were joined by Cyrill Pluckett, who works at the pet shop.