About Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude

‘Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude’ is an unofficial fansite dedicated to Mike Gatto, former State Assemblyman and candidate for the office of State Treasurer in 2018.   While other politicians suck and are decidedly unsweet, Mike Gatto has proven himself time and time again as a man of unquestionable sweetness, boasting both the biggest dick and the softest balls.

During his three terms representing California’s 43rd district in the State Assembly, Mike sprayed his legislative jizz all over Sacramento, spearheading efforts bolster film & TV industry jobs, legalize online poker, and to extend statues of limitations so that victims of the oft-denied Armenian genocide can seek legal reparations against bloodthirsty Ottoman Turks.

The site was founded in 2011 by Jarvis Mitchell and Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto), a crusading journalistic tandem dedicated to truth, integrity and valor.  They believed then and believe even more strongly now that in Mike Gatto, we are witnessing the rise of a once-in-a-generation politician.   Through our unique blend of social satire, jizzing dog boners and arguably fake news, we plan to document Mike Gatto’s rise all the way to 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue.

CONTACT:  MikeGattoIsASweetDude@gmail.com

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31 Responses to About Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude

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  14. Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan says:

    I’ve been posting the “Mike Gatto Changed My Fucking Life” article on various Facebook page. I am a little confused, though. I thought the ladies liked this guy.

  15. Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan says:

    OK “Jarvis.”

  16. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:

    OK “Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan.”

    If you ask me, Jarvis is a way more believable name than yours. Asshat.

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