A Bunch of Dudes Suck Mike Gatto’s Dick

A whole bunch of dudes and two chicks sucked Mike Gatto’s dick on the floor of the State Assembly recently.  Those dudes were Matt Dababneh, Bill Dodd, Eric Lender, Donald Wagner, Ian Calderon, Reggie Jones-Sawyer, Scott Wilk, and Jim Patterson, his self-described “Seat Mate.”  The chicks were Beth Gains and Lorena Gonzalez.

The dick sucking was metaphorical, of course, because there’s no way those douchebags could fit Mike Gatto’s giant cock in their mouths.  The occasion for all this metaphorical dick sucking?  Gatto’s departure from the Assembly after being termed out.

Honestly, it’s not that interesting.  I was going to type up some highlights, but there weren’t any.  These people are such boring douches.  So instead, I’ll use a quote from the fictitious Assemblyman, Wilfred P. Scrotumbutt.

“Assemblyman Gatto was the kind of Representative we don’t see ’round here no more,” mused Rep. Scrotumbutt (R – San Diego) as he wiped a tear from his eye, “He’s a sweet dude with a big dick and two amazingly soft balls, and all these other people are giant douches who suck my ass.”

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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