Monthly Archives: September 2016

7 Fountains That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of Mike Gatto

Water fountains shoot water much like a cock shoots jizz.  So it’s only natural that some water fountains could make you think of a jizzing cock.  Mike Gatto has a big jizzing cock.  That is so sweet. 7. 6. 5. … Continue reading

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Download Our First Album!

Hey Gatto-Nation!  We’ve been super busy around here, not only covering the news of Mike Gatto and producing the first ever Mike Gatto podcast, but I’m also happy to announce that we’ve also recorded an entire concept album about Mike Gatto, … Continue reading

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The Godfather III of Mike Gatto Podcasts

Grab some fat blunts and your favorite prescription narcotics… it’s time for the Godfather III of Mike Gatto podcasts.  And by that, we mean that it’s the fucking best Mike Gatto podcast ever period full stop fuck you. Can Daulton Gatto … Continue reading

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Daulton Gatto Can’t Spell “Nutsack”

That’s dumb.  You can hear the whole dumb story on our next podcast.  Check back later this week!!!!   

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A Bunch of Dudes Suck Mike Gatto’s Dick

A whole bunch of dudes and two chicks sucked Mike Gatto’s dick on the floor of the State Assembly recently.  Those dudes were Matt Dababneh, Bill Dodd, Eric Lender, Donald Wagner, Ian Calderon, Reggie Jones-Sawyer, Scott Wilk, and Jim Patterson, … Continue reading

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New Memes!!

I posted a few new memes in our multimedia section because memes are so sweet.  They make you laugh and they teach you about the world.  Sweet!!  

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Memo to Our New Readers: Dog Boners Pretty Much Rule

We’ve had a sudden surge in readership here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude, which I attribute, at least in part, to the smashing success of our second podcast. If you haven’t listened to it yet, stop being a douche … Continue reading

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