HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS.
Wizards of the Coast finally unveiled the long-awaited Mike Gatto mythic rare, rumored to be part of the upcoming Eternal Masters release. I managed to get my hands on the virtual spoiler, and a source tells me that this card is currently going for $69.99 in presales. That will easily triple once it starts dominating the Vintage tourney scene.
All I can say is woe be to anyone playing a Hot Chicks deck at any sanctioned Eternal event in the next five years.
Daulton Gatto is a sweet dude, but he is no relation to Mike Gatto. However, he does own a near-complete set of Power 9, so fuck you.