It’s been a pretty surreal week here at Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude. We found our that Anthony Portantino tried to fundraise off our site. Then the Burbank Blogger accused Anthony Portantino of secretly writing our site! Then some stalker named “Jacob” tried to stalk us.
Why? Because they’re all a bunch of giant assholes with sand in their pussies. So I guess it’s a good time to remind all you assholes out there how to properly clean the sand out of your pussies: