Enough of This Stupid Bullshit

You know what?  Fuck this shit.  Once again, we’ve allowed our site to be pulled into the gravitational orbit of a distant planet in the Gattoverse.  Much like the time I had to put my foot down and tell Amanda Lollar and Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins to go fuck themselves, I’m officially declaring enough of this stupid bullshit with the Burbank Blogger and Anthony Portantino.

As long as we’re dealing in outlandish conspiracy theories, how ’bout this one… what if the Burbank Blogger is actually Anthony Portantino, and by accusing us of being Anthony Portantino, he’s encouraging us to escalate our attacks on him for the sole purpose of being able to play the victim?  He’d be using us against ourselves by accusing of us doing the very thing that he’s doing!

And why do we give a fuck?  It’s not like Mike Gatto is even running against Athony Portantino anymore.  They only reason we continued to give a fuck up to this point is because Portantino and the Burbank Blogger were acting like such fucking dumbasses about it.  But it’s stopped being entertaining.

Let me take this opportunity to remind our readers and ourselves, that this site is about one thing and one thing only:  the unquestionable sweetness of Mike Gatto, future Lt. Governor of California, who possess the biggest of dicks and the softest of balls.

Can I get an Amen?


About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens
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3 Responses to Enough of This Stupid Bullshit

  1. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:


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  3. Pingback: 9 Jokes That Definitively Prove Anthony Portantino Does Not Write This Blog |

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