Mike Gatto: The James Madison of Parking

Mike Gatto annointed himself the James Madison of Parking when he launched his effort to establish a Parking Bill of Rights in California.  In this video clip, two hot chicks discuss the bold new plan, which would seek to reclaim public lands stolen by evil valet parking companies who suck turds from hairy assholes.

Gatto’s bill would also narrow the window for street-sweeping restrictions and allow for free parking at broken meters.  It sounds like a goddamn motherfucking dream.  Mike Gatto’s dick is so big and so sweet.

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