Heroic personal injury lawyer Elia J. Castranova recently posted a desperate plea for Mike Gatto’s help on YouTube. In the curiously titled video “Mike Gatto Full video new,” we watch a bunch of bad actors pretend to get in a poorly faked car accident… all because they’re pretending to text while driving.
Then Castranova appears, and while the camera rocks and tilts aimlessly, he argues Mike Gatto should implement a ban on texting while driving in the 43rd district — or at least texting while driving over 40mph. It’s a bold challenge, and one I’m sure Mike Gatto would have risen to meet… if he hadn’t retired from politics a few weeks ago.
Nice try, dildo.