Monthly Archives: February 2016

The 43rd District’s New Democrat Candidates Are Douches Compared to Mike Gatto

A bunch of douchebags and bitches are vying for the impossible task of filling the pants Mike Gatto will vacate in California’s 43rd voting district next year. Mike Gatto is going to continue being a sweet dude and fucking his … Continue reading

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Enough of This Stupid Bullshit

You know what?  Fuck this shit.  Once again, we’ve allowed our site to be pulled into the gravitational orbit of a distant planet in the Gattoverse.  Much like the time I had to put my foot down and tell Amanda Lollar … Continue reading

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Anthony Portantino Shits Himself

As my esteemed colleague Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) recently observed, The Burbank Blogger is the stupidest person in Southern California.  Why?  Because he continues to assert that our awesome site is secretly written by the least awesome person in … Continue reading

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How To Clean Your Pussies

It’s been a pretty surreal week here at Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude.  We found our that Anthony Portantino tried to fundraise off our site.  Then the Burbank Blogger accused Anthony Portantino of secretly writing our site!  Then some … Continue reading

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HIDDEN CAMERA EXCLUSIVE: Rogue DSCC Delegates Pledge Loyalty to Mike Gatto

Holy shit!  Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude just obtained a bombshell hidden camera exclusive.  In this clip supplied to us by an anonymous user known only as “The Glendale Hammer,” a clandestine group of rogue DSCC delegates appear to swear their … Continue reading

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THIS JUST IN: The Burbank Blogger Is the Stupidest Person in Southern California

I paused my months-long The Price Is Right marathon to write this, so you know I’ve just about had enough. There is only so much stupidity I can take. The Burbank Blog has yet again accused our super sweet site of being run … Continue reading

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Jarvis & Daulton’s Hot New Single

Daulton and I are happy to announce we’ve got an awesome new song to share with everybody.  It’s called “Big Dick / Soft Balls,” and it’s about a dude who is so extremely sweet thanks in no small part to … Continue reading

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