Trees that Look Like a Cock

For reasons the sweet dudes here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude don’t fully understand, we’ve received numerous search engine referrals for the term “trees that look like a cock.” Since there’s evidently demand for trees that look like a cock, and since people come to our site looking for them, here’s a few super sweet photos of trees that look like giant cocks:

https://barrenbetty.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/image2.jpg?w=490&h=6567

https://i1.wp.com/i.ytimg.com/vi/nVJc7FNekSQ/hqdefault.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/pinoyjokes.net/my/uploadedpics/378282nature_penis.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/styles/w768/public/passion_fruit.jpg

There. I hope you sick fucks are happy now. This old lady sure is — she’s about to get a faceful of tree jizz.

Mike Gatto rules.

I’m not related to him, though. Mike Gatto has a bigger cock and much softer balls.

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About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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