AB1085 IS LAW, BITCHES!!!

Fuck all the haters.  Fuck all the nay-sayers.  Assembly Bill 1085 is officially law in California, bitches!!!  And who authored that bill?  MIKE GATTO, BITCHES!!!

Whatever.  To be honest, it’s not the sexiest or most controversial piece of legislation.  That’s why our coverage has been minimal at best, and more focused on the bizarre tabloid elements of Casey Kasem’s passing.

AB1085 updates end-of-life visitation rights to accommodate for the realities of modern families.  Far too often, end-of-life visitation rights are abused by vindictive step-parents, but thanks to Mike Gatto and his Big Dick of American Justice, children now have more legal avenues available to mitigate such disputes.  Everyone should feel really great about that.  It’s just not as sexy an issue as, say, online poker legalization, Bat World, or the rise of ISIS.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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