Monthly Archives: July 2015

California State Controller Betty Yee Endorses a Fat Turd

California State Controller Betty Yee recently endorsed Anthony Portantino, a fat turd, for the State Senate’s 25th district.  This only matters because all sources seem to indicate that Portantino’s opponent in the Democratic primary will be Mike Gatto, the dude with … Continue reading

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Fat Blunts Rule

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AB1085 IS LAW, BITCHES!!!

Fuck all the haters.  Fuck all the nay-sayers.  Assembly Bill 1085 is officially law in California, bitches!!!  And who authored that bill?  MIKE GATTO, BITCHES!!! Whatever.  To be honest, it’s not the sexiest or most controversial piece of legislation.  That’s … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Tables Online Poker

Mike “GigaDick” Gatto quietly euthanized a beloved piece of pet legislation last week when he withdrew AB9, his attempt at legalizing online poker.  Following some early optimism, Gatto saw his faith in the bill dim over recent weeks.  And now … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto: Fuck Your Stupid Drone!

You what sucks a donkey dick?  Drones.  You know what sucks ten donkey dicks?  Dumbass losers who spend their free time flying drones instead of fucking hot chicks.  And you know what sucks ten thousand donkey dicks?  When those dumbass losers … Continue reading

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Mike’s Stand Against Mandatory Vaccinations

Now that Mike Gatto’s taken political action that can be perceived as pro-anti-vaccination, his name is getting associated with all manner of dumbass anti-vaxx bullshit posted by weird hippies and smug Wholefooders. If you want the straight story on Mike Gatto’s … Continue reading

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Hot Chick Stands With Mike Gatto

Some hot chick named Elizabeth Giles boldly filmed and proudly posted this underwhelming Youtube video to voice her opposition to mandatory vaccinations for California’s kids.  Mike Gatto recently took the anti-vaxxer crusade to the halls of Sacramento when he opposed a … Continue reading

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