11 Bowling Trophies Anthony Portantino Could Hide In His Butt

Anthony Portantino is a big man with a big butthole.  Just how big is Anthony Portantino’s butthole?  Big enough to hide these 11 bowling trophies!!!

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This bowling trophy is huge! But so is Anthony Portantino’s Butthole!!

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For most humans, this bowling trophy would be a real rectum wrecker. But not for a rectum as big as Portantino’s.

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Where did that bowling trophy go? Oh yeah, up Anthony Portantino’s giant butthole!

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Is that a bowling trophy in your anus, or are you just Anthony Portantino?

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Knock, Knock… Who’s there? A bowling trophy in Anthony Portantino’s butthole!!!

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What’s more fun than a bowling trophy hidden in Anthony Portantino’s butt? Two bowling trophies hidden in Anthony Portantino’s butt!

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“Anthony Portantino: you just won the Superbowl of bowling! What are you going to do now?!” “BUTTFUCK THE TROPHY!”

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Even girls’ bowling trophies can go in Portantino’s butthole.

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Ignore all those sharp edges and FUCK THAT TROPHY!!!

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This is a fucking sweet bowling trophy. And Athony Portantino’s butt is the perfect place to hide it.

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Bend over, bitch.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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3 Responses to 11 Bowling Trophies Anthony Portantino Could Hide In His Butt

  1. cyrilpluckett says:

    Did Porkantino shove both of those trophy-holders up that collapsed quasar he calls an asshole?

  2. Dick Fumblemouth says:

    Is Fartantino’s asshole big enough to handle Mike Gatto’s bowling pin sized cock?

  3. Pingback: We Are Not Anthony Portantino |

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