RETRACTION: DAULTON GATTO WAS DRUNK AND HIGH: Jarvis Mitchell Is Not Mike Gatto

Mike Gatto is really the earthly incarnation of Kongdickinum, an ancient deity revered among the isolated indigenous populations of the extreme Arctic. Kongdickinum is known throughout the cosmic web for having the biggest dick and the softest balls in the universe.

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About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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