EDITORIAL: “Bukkake” Ron Kaye Fails to Amuse Me

I just got stoned (twice) and drank a bottle of wine because that’s what sweet dudes do. In my half-wasted haze, I felt an impulse to write something inflammatory about “Bukkake” Ron Kaye and spent 10 minutes doing Google searches.

Nothing in the past 6 months of searching was worth mentioning. A couple stupid hits on some random obscure shit for losers. That’s it.

Yawn.

Maybe I’ll go see if there are some hookers hanging out on the corner. I need some gin.

(I am not related to Mike Gatto or officially affiliated with Mike Gatto in any way. I just think he’s a sweet dude. Because he is. A sweet dude. Thus the name — Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude.)

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About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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