Holy shit, motherfuckers! Today was a very good day for girthy State Assemblyman Mike Gatto. As we reported earlier, his hit and run bill just passed the Assembly by a unanimous vote. Now comes word that YET ANOTHER Gatto bill also passed the Assembly… and by another unanimous vote of 79-0! Suck it, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!!!
AB 1463 cuts through red tape, making it easier for Californians to engage in on-site water recycling. If that doesn’t blow your fucking socks off, then allow Mike Gatto elaborate:
“Having access to recycled water will cut back on the use of drinking water for non-potable tasks such as irrigation, toilet-flushing, and cleaning,” said Gatto as his pants zipper split, releasing the cock-Kracken caged within. “AB 1463 would help homeowners, businesses, and municipalities meet California’s water-quality standards and water-supply needs,” Gatto struggled to finish before his giant cock swallowed a press helicopter.