8 Inanimate Objects That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of Anthony Portantino

I only know two things about Anthony Portantino:  he’s fat, and he doesn’t like Mike Gatto.  But that’s all I need to know.  Here are 8 inanimate objects that make me think of that fat fuck.

8.  A Beach Ball

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7.  The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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6.  A Honey-Glazed Ham

Schinken5.  A Bowl of Jelly

jello4.  An Inflatable Sumo Costume

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3.  A Tub of Lard

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2.  Bacon-Wrapped Turducken

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1.  Giant Inflatable Turds

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About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens
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3 Responses to 8 Inanimate Objects That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of Anthony Portantino

  1. cyrilpluckett says:

    Porkatino and his mother:

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