MIKE GATTO & AB1310: Revenge Porn is Not Sweet, Dude

Sure, we’ve all done it…  While cruising for porn, you land on a site that promises amateur home videos of realistically attractive “ex-girlfriends” as they suck dicks and take dicks in their pussies before making dicks jizz on their faces/titties.

Then, after you jerk off, you’re hit with a lingering, shameful aftertaste.  You can’t help feeling sorry for the girl in the video who may have had that intimate, private moment of her getting a pearl necklace shared without her permission.

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It’s easy to rationalize those fears away… I mean, we all love Bang Bus videos, but do any of us actually believe that there’s a bus full of dudes that cruises around mall parking lots, just stumbling across horny teens who want to get gang-banged?  All those “ex-girlfriends” were probably just actors, right?

No, fuck face.  It’s time to stop rationalizing and making excuses: revenge porn is not sweet, dude.  At least that was the word out of Sacramento, where Mike Gatto’s new anti cyber-exploitation bill passed the State Assembly with a unanimous vote.

“Cyber-exploitation and the right to privacy are not partisan issues,” Gatto said as every nipple in the room grew stiff. “Violating a person’s sense of safety, security and privacy should have serious consequences.”

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One difficulty in stopping cyber-exploitation is prosecuting crimes that happen in a virtual environment across multiple jurisdictions.  “AB 1310 makes it difficult for these criminals to evade prosecution by allowing district attorneys and law enforcement to vigilantly investigate and prosecute those who exploit their victims across multiple jurisdictions,” Gatto said.

Fuck yes.  I don’t like giving up any sub-genre of porn in this age of niche needs.  But obviously a dude with a dick as big as Mike Gatto’s can be trusted when it comes to matters of porn and jizz.

The bill now has to pass the State Senate before it can head to the Governor’s desk.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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