RETRACTION: Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins Is NOT a Disgrace to Humanity

In the wake of Mike Higby’s recent passing, our own Daulton Gatto emerged from hibernation to pen the impassioned editorial “Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins is a Disgrace to Humanity.”  Though the editorial contained many valid, well researched, and thought-provoking points, it is with great regret that we must issue this official retraction:  Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins is NOT a disgrace to humanity.

Since publishing Daulton’s initial editorial, we’ve learned that Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins is a dangerous and mentally ill cyberstalker who has found herself at the center of countless restraining orders and lawsuits.  The idea of being stalked and threatened with violence has scared the shit out of us, and so we’re now happy to announce that Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins is a SWEET DUDE!  We love you, Mary!  Please don’t murder us!

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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One Response to RETRACTION: Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins Is NOT a Disgrace to Humanity

  1. Pingback: Mary Cummins & Amanda Lollar Can Both Go Fuck Themselves |

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