Mike Gatto Performs an Original Song About Ron Kaye

California State Assemblyman Mike Gatto shocked and delighted audiences at a recent backyard BBQ in Glendale when he grabbed the microphone and performed an original song called “Fart On My Balls When We Fuck.”  We can only assume the song was written about Ron Kaye, disgraced pseudo-journalist and notorious Gattophobe.

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7 Responses to Mike Gatto Performs an Original Song About Ron Kaye

  1. Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan says:

    What a piece of shit.

  2. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:

    I’m sure Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan, aka Ron Kaye, has had many dogs and goats fart on his balls.

    The only questions are: Can Ron Kaye quack like a duck when he sucks? Or buck like a horse when he fucks?

  3. Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan says:

    OK “Daulton.”

  4. Dumb Fuck Gatto Fan says:

    Mike Gatto is a douchebag.

  5. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:

    Anytime, “Bukkake Ron.”

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