Monthly Archives: May 2015

Daulton “No Relation to Mike” Gatto Presents: Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude — The Trivia Game

I just got stoned and devised a super sweet trivia game based on material previously published on our fucking awesome blog. Email your answers to MikeGattoIsASweetDude@gmail.com. Contestants with scores of 9/10 or higher will be eligible to receive an extremely … Continue reading

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5 Dudes Who Are Almost as Sweet as Mike Gatto

As we must have repeated about 10,000 times by now, Mike Gatto is a sweet fucking dude and he is pretty much the sweetest dude in the world. Even so, there are many other sweet dudes, though none of them … Continue reading

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Anthony FARTantino Farts His Ass Off

What smells like shit?  Oh yeah, it must be Anthony FARTantino, farting his ass off.   So fucking sweet, dude!  Politics rules.

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UC Tech: The Dream is Dead

It’s official:  AB1438 is dead, killed in fiscal committee.  Whatever.  It’s not like I give a shit. If you haven’t heard of AB1438, it’s because we didn’t write about it.  We meant to, but we had more important shit to do. … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Has a Billion Grandkids

Recently, Mike Gatto turned the entire world of Twitter on its head when he posted the below link: “Ah to be this couple,” commented the distinguished statesmen and owner of a dick so meaty he has to lug it in … Continue reading

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Anthony Portantino: Scumbag or Lying Scumbag?

Holy shit.  The Hews Media Group-Community News recently published a bombshell investigation into the Anthony Portantino campaign that paints a damning portrait of politician who is either a scumbag or a lying scumbag. It all started a few months ago, when Portantino, … Continue reading

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What Should We Call This Fat Fuck?

In case you haven’t heard, Mike Gatto’s about to be forced out of the State Assembly due to term limits.  That means he’ll be seeking another public office to serve as his next stepping stone on his way to Congress … Continue reading

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