CA Debt Collectors: Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude

It seems the President of Armenia isn’t the only person heralding the Sweetness of one Mike Gatto.  The California Collector’s Association recently announced they would jump on the band wagon and give Captain Big Dick their 2015 Legislator of the Year Award — which is impressive, since we’re only 4 months into 2015.  The other dicklicking legislators in Sacramento must lick so much dick that they must have felt pretty assured in handing out their award so early.

Who is this group and why should anybody give a fuck?  I don’t know.  So I visited Google.com and did a little research.  It turns out they’re the largest and oldest statewide organization representing third party debt collection agencies.  They gave Gatto their award during part of their annual “Legislative Day” festivities.  How perfectly fucking delightful.

Why’d they do it?  I don’t know, it probably has something to do with Gatto taking a bold stance against free-loading millennial student debtors who are living the high life from the depths of their parents’ basements, unable to find work to pay back the predatory loans that were forced upon them while they were still kids.  Thank fucking God the debt collection agencies can create a trade organization to represent their interests in Sacramento.  And thank fucking god they get money from poor people like me to do it.

While they’re right about Mike Gatto’s undeniable sweetness, debt collection agencies still suck the bloodiest of severed dog dicks.

Mike Gatto = Sweet Dude

Third Party Debt Collection Agencies and Their Political Action Committees = Suckers of Bloody Severed Dog Dick

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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One Response to CA Debt Collectors: Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude

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