As is well documented on this fine site, I AM NO RELATION TO MIKE GATTO. I have been stating this in pretty much every post I wrote when I wasn’t stoned since day fucking one.
Okay. Hope that’s clear. But, just for the sake of the hapless pig fuckers at the Sierra Madre Tattler, once again: I am no relation to Mike Gatto. That we share a surname is simply a coincidence. A coincidence of the sweetest possible magnitude in the known universe, mind you — but a coincidence. No more. Got it? Good. I’m sick of saying it every goddamn time I post something.
I am going to post an image of a known pig fucker. If any further such accusations ever surface from the Sierra Madre Tattler, I will be interpreting it as an explicit admission that their staff has fucked more pigs than the person below.
Thank you and suck my ballsac.
(Daulton Gatto is no relation to Mike Gatto. Also, the Pittsburgh Steelers suck and I fucked your mom last night.)