Monthly Archives: April 2015

EDITORIAL: Southern California Real Estate Appraiser Mary Cummins Is a Disgrace to Humanity

While there was certainly no love lost over the years between the late Michael Higby and the sweet dudes here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude, we didn’t exactly uncork a fucking bottle of champagne when we learned of … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Gives the Odds on Online Poker

Legalized online gambling is shaping up to be one of the hottest issues for Mike Gatto’s final legislative session before being termed out of the State Assembly.  Just a few months ago, he came out with both pistols blazing in … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto vs. Glendale Community College

It’s been a while since Mike Gatto stormed the stage at Glendale Community College and delivered a masterful lecture on the intricacies of public policy to a room full of dead-eyed, knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who were wholly incapable of appreciating the … Continue reading

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RIP Higby :(

I was Googling “Mike Gatto” for news to write about today, and I came across this obituary in the LA Daily news for Mike Higby.  The article referenced Higby’s legal brouhaha with the Gatto administration over claims Higby made on his … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto: A Pornographer’s Best Friend?

Over the years, Mike “Testosterone” Gatto has run afoul of countless douchebags, pussies, twats, dillholes and Ron Kayes.  Sometimes it’s hard to keep track of all the misguided zealots and their various paranoid delusions.  With all due apologizes to our … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto: Champion of the Raw-Doggers

As Daulton’s instructed me to do, I’ve been boning up on every issue that Mike “King Dong” Gatto holds near and dear to his heart. And I noticed one subject that we are both incredibly passionate about: hardcore porn. Back … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Scraps Plans for In-Person Online Poker Registration

It wasn’t too long ago that Mike “Cockzilla” Gatto offered an exhaustively thorough interview with the Online Poker Report in which he touted his new online poker legalization bill.  While previous bills had failed due to concerns over age verification and … Continue reading

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