8 Inanimate Objects That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of the Sierra Madre Tattler

Hot on the heels of their latest slandering of Mike “Golden Dick” Gatto, I can’t seem to get the Sierra Madre Tattler off my mind.  Here are 8 inanimate objects that remind me of the Sierra Madre Tattler.

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Another day at the office for the Sierra Madre Tattler

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Is that the Sierra Madre Tattler in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

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Some would say this turd looks like a cock and balls while others see the Sierra Madre Tattler.

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Nothing sucks like having to drop an SMT at 30,000 feet.

4.

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What’s shittier than one Sierra Madre Tattler? Two Sierra Madre Tattlers.

3.

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Q: What did Pizza Hut say to the toilet? A: Sierra Madre Tattler.

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“M” is for “Madre.” As in “Sierra Madre Tattler is a piece of shit.”

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Sierra Madre Tattler.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens
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3 Responses to 8 Inanimate Objects That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of the Sierra Madre Tattler

  1. Anonymous says:

    Did your mother cook those for you Assemblyman Gatto?

  2. Pingback: The Sierra Madre Tattler: An Enemy of Gatto |

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