In response to the recent confrontations between ISIS and the rest of the civilized world, the sweet dudes at Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude have decided to take a side. In the name of the Almighty Mike Gatto, Sate Assembly Representative for California’s 43rd district, our esteemed site is declaring a jihad on ISIS, aka The Islamic State of Pig Fuckers.
But we’re not just pulling this shit out of our asses. One, Daulton was born in Canada, and he was deeply disturbed by the recent violence in his motherland. Two, in Mike Gatto’s zealous advocacy for oppressed Christian minorities in the Middle East, he’s forcefully condemned brutal, murderous Muslim regimes dating back to the Ottoman Empire. He hates those fucking assholes and their stinky foreskins as much as hot chicks with big tits do.
In conclusion, Mike Gatto is a sweet dude. ISIS are a bunch of pig fuckers. And Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi can suck a severed goat’s penis.