In light of our recent proclamation that ISIS sucks the jizz from animal boners, we want to take a moment to make sure our readers don’t think we’re unfairly maligning one of the world’s great religions. In truth, we are maligning all of the world’s religions. They’re all stupid and fucking retarded and so is anyone who believes in all that stupid, retarded bullshit.
I wish it was possible for all the Muslims and all the Christians and all the Jews to move to a continent of their own. They could call it WarTopia, and they could kill each other all day to try and settle their age-old argument over whose favorite book is actually the best. And the rest of the world can be left alone to peacefully spend our money on medicines and schools.
So fuck you, fuck your dumbass paternalistic Sky Santa, and fuck all those dumbass boring stories only a moron could be entertained by and only a goddamned brain-dead retard would kill for.