21 Animal Boners That Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Likes to Suck

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the self-appointed caliph of The Islamic State.  And like his stupid god, he is also a sucker of giant animal boners.  Here are 21 animal boners al-Baghdadi loves to suck.

21.  Dog Boners

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“Oh yeah, I wanna suck that dog boner!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

20.  Rat Boners

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“More rat boner, please!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

19.  Pig Boners

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“Mmmm pig boners… just like mom used to make!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

18.  Bat Boners

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“Bat Boners are delicious. I love sucking them!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

17.  Duck Boners

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“Force it down my throat, Donald!”Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

16.  Walrus Boners

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“I want that Walrus jizz in my face!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

15.  Donkey Boners

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“Ci, Amigo. I will suck that donkey boner.” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

14.  Opossum Boners

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“Two boners for the price of one!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

13.  Killer Whale Boners

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“I want to swim in a tank of killer whale jizz!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

12.  Aardvark Boners

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“Damn, I wish that aardvark was skull-fucking me!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

11.  Platypus Boners

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“Know what I like to suck? Platypus boners.” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

10.  Small Primate Boners

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“Not so fast, mister! That jizz is mine!!” Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi

9.  Large Primate Boners

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“I am the owner of monkey boners!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

8.  Elephant Boners

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“Hands off my elephant boner!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

7.  Goat Boners

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“I wish these severed goat boners could jizz in my mouth!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

6.  Capybara Boners

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“Capybara boners?! I’ll take 14!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

5.  Koala Boners

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“Double the pleasure — double the spunk!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

4.  Echidnae Boners

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“What the fuck is that? I want to suck it!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

3.  Kangaroo Boners

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“Gross! More please!!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

2.  Bigfoot Boners

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“I found evidence of Bigfoot… dripping from my chin!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

1.  Horse Cock

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“Yes sir, Mr. Assemblyman. Whatever you say!” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

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