21 Animal Boners Ron Kaye Likes to Suck

Little known fact:  disgraced former journalist and Gattophobe Ron “Bukkake” Kaye earned his nickname by sucking lots of penises at the same time.  And not just any penises — animal penises!  Here are 21 big animal boners that Ron Kaye likes to suck.

21.  Dog Boners

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“Oh yeah, I wanna suck that dog boner!” Ron Kaye

20.  Rat Boners

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“More rat boner, please!” Ron Kaye

19.  Pig Boners

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“Mmmm pig boners… just like mom used to make!” Ron Kaye

18.  Bat Boners

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“Bat Boners are delicious. I love sucking them!” Ron Kaye

17.  Duck Boners

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“Force it down my throat, Donald!” Ron Kaye

16.  Walrus Boners

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“I want that Walrus jizz in my face!” Ron Kaye

15.  Donkey Boners

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“Ci, Amigo. I will suck that donkey boner.” Ron Kaye

14.  Opossum Boners

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“Two boners for the price of one!” Ron Kaye

13.  Killer Whale Boners

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“I want to swim in a tank of killer whale jizz!” Ron Kaye

12.  Aardvark Boners

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“Damn, I wish that aardvark was skull-fucking me!” Ron Kaye

11.  Platypus Boners

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“Know what I like to suck? Platypus boners.” Ron Kaye

10.  Small Primate Boners

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“Not so fast, mister! That jizz is mine!!” Ron Kaye

9.  Large Primate Boners

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“I am the owner of monkey boners!” Ron Kaye

8.  Elephant Boners

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“Hands off my elephant boner!” Ron Kaye

7.  Goat Boners

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“I wish these severed goat boners could jizz in my mouth!” Ron Kaye

6.  Capybara Boners

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“Capybara boners?! I’ll take 14!” Ron Kaye

5.  Koala Boners

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“Double the pleasure — double the spunk!” Ron Kaye

4.  Echidnae Boners

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“What the fuck is that? I want to suck it!” Ron Kaye

3.  Kangaroo Boners

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“Gross! More please!!” Ron Kaye

2.  Bigfoot Boners

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“I found evidence of Bigfoot… dripping from my chin!” Ron Kaye

1.  Horse Cock

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“Yes sir, Mr. Assemblyman. Whatever you say!” Ron Kaye

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About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens
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