Bukkake Ron Kaye Back For More Jizz

Ron Kaye emerged from his cave this week to spew more venom at Mike Gatto, the sweetest dude in town.  Apparently, he put down the animal boners long enough to type some incoherent, rambling diatribe that invokes Gatto’s name a few times.  It’s hard to make sense of Kaye’s increasingly disjointed, Granny Weatherall-esque prose.  But it’s easy to see why he got fired from lots of newspapers, and has been the subject of numerous apologies from embarrassed editors.

I’m not going to bother trying to read Ron’s latest hit piece again.  It didn’t make any fucking sense the first time, and I refuse to dignify his senile claptrap any further.  I will, however, use this as another opportunity to dust the jizz off my favorite picture of Ron Kaye, doing what he does best… draining the putrid jizz from animal boners.  All over his ugly face.

"Oh yeah, give me more animal boners to suck," said Ron Kaye at the sight of more animal boners.

“Oh yeah, give me more animal boners to suck,” said Ron Kaye at the sight of more animal boners.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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One Response to Bukkake Ron Kaye Back For More Jizz

  1. Pingback: SWEET DUDE EXTRA: Sierra Madre Tattler Humiliates Itself with Yet Another Retarded False Dichotomy |

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