I realize it’s possible that I’m beating a dead horse here, but for aforementioned reasons, I can’t simply smoke some weed and get over it. I can’t because I spent all my weed money on those two shitty Micro G marijuana concentrate vape pens by Grenco Science that fucking broke in a matter of days. I should have gotten a good vape pen like Jorge’s, which was most certainly not a Micro G vape pen by Grenco Science. It actually worked.
I know I’ve explained the facts as to what happened to my Micro G vape pens by Grenco Science. But what I haven’t explained are the emotional stakes. Why should you care? Why should anyone?
Because I didn’t buy that Micro G pen by Grenco Science randomly for no fucking reason. And it’s not like I have a bunch of money to waste on stupid shit. I bought that Micro G pen by Grenco Science as the result of careful planning and research. I only wanted a stupid vape pen because I thought it would be discreet and safe. This was me TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE!!!
See, my girlfriend and I were planning a cross-country drive and we were going to camp in many of the nation’s most awesome national parks — Joshua Tree, the Grand Canyon, Arches, and Mesa Verde.
Like countless other honest, decent, hard-working, tax-paying Americans I like to smoke weed. And all I wanted to do was smoke a little weed and get blissfully, peacefully stoned while I hiked through those glorious landscapes and slept under those clear, starry skies.
It was a once in a lifetime opportunity for a lifelong weedsmoker. But I never got that chance because both of the Micro G marijuana wax concentrate vape pens that I bought broke immediately.
Look, I still had a blast at the parks. Those will remain some of my most treasured memories for the rest of my life. But unfortunately, I’ll also remember how I couldn’t get baked because I foolishly spent my weed money on those two shitty Micro G vape pens from Grenco Science.