Micro G-Pen by Grenco Science Fucking Pisses Me Off Because It Sucks Worse Than Other Vape Pens

I know I already went into pretty good detail about why the Micro G-Pen by Grenco Science fucking sucks and is a piece of shit that broke after a few days.  But I forgot to mention that right after I bought my Micro G-Pen by Grenco Science, my friend Jorge let me vape out of his vape pen, which also used marijuana wax concentrates.

It immediately pissed me the fuck off.  Why?  Because Jorge’s vape pen was fucking awesome and delivered massive tokes that got me seriously fucked up in the best way possible.

Meanwhile, my shitty ass Micro G-pen by Grenco Science was a fucking disgrace.  Seriously — a fucking disgrace.  I felt ashamed to offer it to anyone for a hit because they’d sit there sucking on this stinky cheap piece of Chinese plastic for a long time and then ask each other if it was working or not and conclude that it was maybe kind of working a little bit and then hand it back to me in a really patronizing way and say, “Yeah, thanks Jarvis.  Jorge, can I hit that?”

This Micro G vape pen made a fucking mockery of me.

This Micro G vape pen made a fucking mockery of me.

It made me feel like a fucking idiot.  I’d gone off and bought a stupid piece of shit vape pen that wasted all my wax and didn’t get anyone fucked up.  I felt like I’d been duped by their slick packaging and too-good-to-be-true offer of two wax vape pens for the price of one.

I was duped.  I was a sucker.  I got played — hard — by those scheming fat cats at Grenco Science who make shitty piece of shit vape pens like the Micro G-pen.  If it was possible for me to get stoned right now, I’d probably feel a lot better.  But as I already noted, I spent all my money on two worthless Micro G-pens from Grenco Science, and now I can’t get stoned.  I fucking hate them so much.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

author, politico, collector of pens
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