Monthly Archives: October 2014

THOUGHTFUL ANALYSIS: Fuck Your Dumbass 40 Virgins

The Middle East is once again under threat from a group of Islamic Terrorists.  This time, they’re known as ISIS.  Or ISIL.  Or ISODWLTSJFAB, depending on who you ask. So how’s this group any different from the others before them? … Continue reading

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Where For Art Thou, ISIS?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.  The same is true for the stench of ISIS radicals who suck jizz from animal boners.  So why are there so many names for the Islamic State?  Because both sides are … Continue reading

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ISIS is a Paper Tiger

We were scared as fuck when al-Bagdadi and his militia of fellow jizz drinkers claimed a swath of land stretching from Syria through Iraq.  The haste with which their territory spread caught the world off-guard as they scrambled to find an … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto vs. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

It’s more than a question of responsible leadership in a time of crisis.  Our dogs’ penises are at stake. Not sweet, dude.

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A Disclaimer About Our Respect for Islam

In light of our recent proclamation that ISIS sucks the jizz from animal boners, we want to take a moment to make sure our readers don’t think we’re unfairly maligning one of the world’s great religions.  In truth, we are … Continue reading

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In Name of the Almighty Mike Gatto, We Declare Jihad on ISIS!

In response to the recent confrontations between ISIS and the rest of the civilized world, the sweet dudes at Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude have decided to take a side.  In the name of the Almighty Mike Gatto, Sate Assembly Representative for California’s … Continue reading

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21 Animal Boners That Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Likes to Suck

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the self-appointed caliph of The Islamic State.  And like his stupid god, he is also a sucker of giant animal boners.  Here are 21 animal boners al-Baghdadi loves to suck. 21.  Dog Boners 20.  Rat Boners … Continue reading

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