Tomorrow night, Jarvis and I will finally expose the charlatans behind The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto. Here are updated Vegas odds on the true identity of the author:
Mike Higby 50-1
Peter Musurlian 25-1
Caryl Churchill 10-1
Bukkake Ron Kaye 5-1
Caryl Churchill 3-1
Two hapless stoner dudes 5-4
What bet will pay off? Have my balls healed enough to punch Alex L. in the face? Will Mike Gatto himself show up to the play? Tomorrow night, these questions and others will finally be answered at 8:00, the Echo Country Outpost, 1770 Glendale Blvd.
Jarvis and I will be in attendance and — keep this to yourselves, but we’re going to secretly record the WHOLE FUCKING PLAY. All in the sweet name of Mike Gatto.
How explosive will this scandal get? Stay tuned and see.