Check out this picture of a defaced bus stop sign along Glendale Blvd. Normally, we would never condone acts of vandalism, but we’ll make an exception for cases in which it’s supporting legislation proposed by Mike Gatto, stud of the 43rd District.
Since Mike injected the California legislature into the struggle between the underdog Nagorno-Karabakh Republic and their Azerbaijani overlords, Californians have been forced to chose sides. As you can see, the fire has been lit. The revolution is finally at hand. And to think, after all those centuries of Armenians dying at the hands of Ottoman Turks, all it took was one dashingly sexy Assemblyman from Glendale to show the world how it was done.