Monthly Archives: September 2014

THE RISE AND FALL OF MIKE GATTO: Will Tomorrow Be an Evening of Destruction???

Tomorrow night, Jarvis and I will finally expose the charlatans behind The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto. Here are updated Vegas odds on the true identity of the author: Mike Higby 50-1 Peter Musurlian 25-1 Caryl Churchill 10-1 Bukkake … Continue reading

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7 Pixxx of Muhammed that ISIS Doesn’t Want You To See!!!

Whether you call them ISIS, ISIL or the Islamic State, one thing’s for sure… they don’t want anybody depicting their precious religious prophet.  Here are 7 steamy pixxx of the Prophet Muhammed that the budding caliphate doesn’t want you to see! … Continue reading

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10 Definitive Moments in the History of New Guns N’ Roses

Does Mike Gatto like Guns N’ Roses?  Does it fucking matter?  Here are the ten definitive moments in the history of Fat Axl’s successful experiment in how to ruin a sweet career. 10.  The Bridge School Disaster Watch closely and … Continue reading

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THE RISE AND FALL OF MIKE GATTO: Our PI Uncovers Shocking Evidence that the Play May Have Been Written by Two Hapless Stoners!

Well, I had to forgo filling my second prescription for burn cream, and Jarvis had to skip his monthly monster truck rally, but we managed to round up enough money to hire a PI to get to the bottom of … Continue reading

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More International Readers!

Since breaking the news of The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto, the forthcoming dramaturgical epic based on the life of Assemblyman Gatto, our blog has experienced a surge in international readership. We also checked which search terms people had … Continue reading

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Who Actually Wrote “The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto”? Top 5 Suspects

The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto has gone from being a ridiculous rumor to a shocking truth in the space of a couple of weeks. Since I’ve been laid up with yet another injury to my balls, I’ve had … Continue reading

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The 10 Most Controversial Moments in the Mike Gatto Play

Last week we got our hands on a copy of the slanderous new play based on the life of our beloved State Assembly representative.  Foolishly titled ‘The Rise and Fall of Mike Gatto,” the play makes all manner of lewd … Continue reading

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