8 Oscar Winners Who’d Rather Be Fucking Mike Gatto

Winning an Oscar is quite an award!  But there’s a prize greater than gold:  cock.  Specifically, Mike Gatto’s luminary member.  Check out these 8 famous Oscar winners who’d rather be fucking Mike Gatto!

 

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8.  When Gwyenth Paltrow won an Oscar for some forgettable movie, she wowed TV audiences by pretending to swallow one of Mike’s pungent, voluminous loads.

 

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7.  Having won 4 Oscars, Richard King is the Meryl Streep of sound designers!  Streep was well-known for fantasizing about drinking Mike Gatto’s jizz, just like this ugly dude!

 

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6.  When Cuba Gooding Jr. was a surprise winner for his role in a movie I didn’t watch, he celebrated the old fashioned way… by pretending his Oscar was Mike Gatto’s cock and trying to jerk it off into his open mouth.

 

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5.  In recent years, Jennifer Lawrence has distinguished herself from other hot blondes with nice tits by winning an Oscar.  But at heart, she’s just a normal girl who can’t stop thinking about Mike Gatto’s fat, juicy dick.

 

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4.  After a surprise win for Best Actor for 1984’s Amadeus, F. Murray Abrahamania swept the nation!  But all this master thespian wanted was for Mike Gatto to DP him into submission with a phallic Oscar statue.

 

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3.  Despite this forced celebratory kiss, it was readily apparent to viewers at home that Sean and Andrea Fine, husband and wife filmmaking team behind Oscar winning documentary short-film Inocente, were thinking of Mike Gatto’s cock.

 

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2.  While stately dame Judi Dench is an Oscar favorite, Assemblyman Mike Gatto is her favorite.  In this picture, she fantasizes about Mike Gatto bending her over, lifting her sequined gown, and breathlessly bringing her to orgasm before a wall of international press photographers.

 

reg_1024.36mafia.ls_.227121.  When Three 6 Mafia snagged a win for their song “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp,” they broke ground by becoming the first hip hop artists to win an Oscar while fantasizing about Mike Gatto’s cock.

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