Mike Gatto’s “Break a Rib” Hazing as Seen through the Fat Eyes of Mike Higby

Mike Bigby, the proprietor of an L.A. political news blog that isn’t nearly as sweet as ours, tried his hand at comedy writing in response to Mike Gatto’s controversial yet undeniably awesome “break a rib” joke, as seen here:

As a dedicated and ambitious journalist, I did my own digging and confirmed through several trusted sources that Mike Higby does indeed know a thing or two about breaking ribs. A senior manager at Glendale’s Sizzler confirmed that Higby has been cut off from the all-you-can-eat ribs on at least three occasions in the past 48 hours.

The only thing in this town that’s broken is every state assembly voting district that’s not number 43.

(Daulton Gatto is a sweet dude. Even so, he is no relation to Mike Gatto.)

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About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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One Response to Mike Gatto’s “Break a Rib” Hazing as Seen through the Fat Eyes of Mike Higby

  1. Pingback: An Open Letter to Mike Higby (Mayor Sam) |

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