Mike Gatto Jokes About Having a Giant Cock

Devastatingly sexy State Assemblyman Mike Gatto recently cracked a joke from the Assembly floor about the size of his giant horse cock.  Rising to discuss a bill by virgin Assemblyman Matt Dababneh, Gatto playfully assured him, “I know this is your first bill, and I’m gonna be as gentle as possible.”  Then glancing over his shoulder to cast a mischievous grin at the gallery, he added, “I wouldn’t want to break a rib or anything.”

Ohhhhh shit!  He didn’t?  Did he?  Fuck, yes he did!  I’ll admit, it took me a while to get the joke, and I had to watch this video loop 52 times before it really made sense, but when it finally did — holy shit, I spit Fresca all over myself!  See, he’s saying that his giant horse cock is so massive and girthy and powerful that it would split a virgin so wide her ribs would crack.  Fucking awesome.  That’s why we love the guy.

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Oddly, this video was posted by old-time Gattophobe Scott “Red Spot In My Panties” Johnson.  If you’ll recall, he, Pigby, Jennerjahn and a host of other Internet nerds ganged up on Mike Gatto back in 2011.  So it seems odd that a few hours ago, Panty Boy would make the effort to post such an undeniably sweet clip of Mike Gatto.  Maybe Mike finally won ’em over with his unwavering support for the Nagorno-Karabakh Republic?

Whatever the reason, this may be the single sweetest video clip of Mike Gatto, period, hands down, forever!!!  And this isn’t the first time Mike’s put his chrome-domed titan front-and-center.  Just the other day, he openly addressed rumors of his abundant testosterone on Twitter.  And remember that time in 2011 when he impressed Assembly Sergeant-At-Arms Ronald Pane with his legislative prowess?

 

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