Did you know that “gatto” is Italian for “cat?” It is, dumbass. Whatever. Sometimes silly kitties get all mixed up and think they’re Mike Gatto, California State Assembly Representative for the 43rd District. Oh, you silly Kitties!!!
8. Uh-oh! Mike Gatto is angry! He must have had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week.
7. Awwwww… lil’ Mikey Gatto has been been working sooooo hard to save film & TV jobs in California, and now he’s plumb-tuckered-out! I want to cuddle his sweet little face!!!
6. Meeeee-ow! Mr. Gatto, I think you’re trying to seduce me!
5. You can’t fool me! You’re no frog — you’re the Prince of Glendale, Silverlake, La Crecenta, La Canada, and Los Feliz but mainly Glendale!!!!
4. Why is Mike Gatto laughing so hard? LOL Todd Royal!
3. What the fuck is wrong with you, Jack? Get your shit together.
2. Dear God, thank you for the Burbank Blog. Sincerely, Mike Gatto. P.S. Thanks again.
1. Is it wrong to want to fuck a cat? Not if he looks like Mike Gatto!
