8. Nice cucumber. Or is it Mike Gatto’s juicy cock?
7. Is that a cactus? No, it’s a cactus that looks like Mike Gatto’s throbbing jizzrocket.
6. That chick is fucking a tree that looks like Mike Gatto’s donger.
4. That 7-inch cheeseburger reminds me of somebody’s 10-inch dick.
3. This building looks like a big dick. Mike Gatto has a big dick.
2. Nice jizzing fireworks. Mike Gatto.
1. One day there will be a Mike Gatto memorial on the National Lawn. And I will want to suck it.