The Sierra Madre Tattler Can SUCK THE SHIT FROM MY ASS!

In a shameful editorial posted on their disgracefully stupid blog for paint-huffers, the Sierra Madre Tattler fired off a buckshot of slanderous accusations against Mike Gatto that will no doubt be met with legal action.

Thankfully, the sweet dudes at Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude managed to get a screengrab of their treacherous lies before their inevitable scrubbing from the Internet:

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It’s unclear why anyone in Sierra Madre — or as it’s also known, Pasadena’s Toilet — would give two fucks about what we do in the 43rd District.  But I can assure you personally that both Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) and I will vigorously pursue these laughable claims of financial impudence, reveal their lack of merit, and skewer the Sierra Madre Tattler’s metaphorical head upon a metaphorical stake and parade it through the metaphorical village.

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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14 Responses to The Sierra Madre Tattler Can SUCK THE SHIT FROM MY ASS!

  1. Sierra Madre cannot be Pasadena’s toilet because we ran out of water years ago. But it is a well established fact that the 43rd Assembly District is the bidet of Los Angeles County. And you, dear sir, have obviously got your nose to that grindstone.

    • Anonymous says:

      You fucktard. Keep swimming in Pasadenas toilet. Your property values got dick on silverlake and Glendale. And compare our arts and culture scene to Sierra madre’s storied history of incest and animal molestation. Bow down before mike gatto… He will be your mayor one day

  2. Anonymous says:

    Funny hearing this nutty fellow talk about arts and culture.

  3. Elway says:

    Apparently this Jarvis clown is mentally ill. That and he is obsessed with penises.

  4. Anonymous says:

    You sure eat enough of them, jarvis.

  5. anonymouse says:

    Gee. Sounds like mayoral material to me. Especially the multiple personalities thing. Solid candidate (s)

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  8. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:

    The Sierra Madre Tattler is a shit rag that I would only read if my balls were on fire.

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