Monthly Archives: August 2014

Shit has been fucked

Sorry for the lack of quality updates lately. But my internet has been all fucked up. Or maybe it’s my computer. Who the fuck knows? I’m typing this update on my phone, which is fucking hard as shit to do, … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Daulton Gatto Is Fucking Pissed Off

I’m so disappointed by Mike Gatto’s no-show at the La Crescenta Public Library that I’m <thisfuckingclose> to officially petitioning Jarvis to change the name of this blog to “Mike Gatto May Not Be As Sweet A Dude As We Initially … Continue reading

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NOT SWEET, DUDE: Mike Gatto Flakes on La Crescenta Valley Town Council

In what was described as a “major blow to sweetness,” stunningly sexy Assemblyman Mike Gatto flaked on his prior commitment to the La Crescenta Valley Town Council Meeting.  Members of the council explained that Gatto had been “held up in … Continue reading

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Merced Sun-Star Calls For Death of Gatto Bill

In a stupid editorial that sucks dicks, some shit-rag called the Merced Sun-Star called for the Governor to kill three proposed bills from the State Legislature — one of which was authored by Mike Gatto. The player haters at the … Continue reading

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Dan Walters / Sacremento Bee Smear Mike Gatto

Dan Walters, a gnarled old troll of a man, just published a hit piece attacking Mike Gatto, the heroically beautiful State Assembly Representative for the 43rd District.  Walters is all pissed off because Mike Gatto chairs the Appropriations Committee and has … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “Alex L.”

8:56 a.m.  I agreed to meet “Alex L.” at a donut shop near MacArthur Park.  As instructed, I purchased two small coffees and two apple fritters and waited by the lone handicapped parking space.  It couldn’t have been more than … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Honors the Bathroom at Moore’s

Check out this hidden Mike Gatto treasure one of our loyal readers spotted!  It’s another one of those awesome Certificates of Recognition Mike Gatto uses to honor various businesses, soldiers, children and religious cults throughout the city. This one was spotted hanging … Continue reading

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