First off, I just want to say that Mike Gatto remains, and always will remain, a sweet dude. Period final.
As we’ve already documented, part of Mike Gatto’s sweetness resides in the fact that he has a magnificent reproductive apparatus befitting of a prize stallion. Of course, like all sweet dudes, Mike Gatto is circumcised, and knows full well that chicks prefer to suck and fuck big dicks that have had the snip, for both hygienic and aesthetic reasons.
Which brings me to this piece of shit blog post, written by some crackpot wacko identified only as “Tony.” Tony is evidently a large pussy and a giant douchebag too frightened to admit full authorship of his own work and too stupid to employ anything resembling sound logic in his juvenile and laughable arguments. I will let his barely comprehensible babbling speak for itself while I cackle in laughter at the very suggestion that “Tony” is capable of recognizing a flawed argument in the first place.
In the meantime, I just want to once again explain on behalf of Mike Gatto and whatever cool dudes are still left in this douchebaggy world we live in just why it is that foreskin sucks and isn’t sweet at all.
Chicks much prefer dudes with circumcised dicks. Circumcised dicks get more pussy and they get to jizz on more chicks’ big tits. That’s a proven scientific fact. Mike Gatto, as a well-established sweet dude and charismatic stud, is clearly working harder to ensure the next generation of Californians get to fuck as many of the hot-ass chicks walking around this state as possible.
Now please tell me, “Tony,” just what the hell is wrong with that?
(Daulton Gatto is no relation to Mike Gatto. However, Daulton is, like Mike Gatto, the owner of a pretty goddamn impressive penis.)