Gatto’s Gatos

Awwwww… This is just too cute for words! Mike Gatto, the prince of tenderness, has lent his good name to help the orphaned animals of the Pasadena Humane Society.

In honor of Mike Gatto (and two other politicians (but mainly Mike Gatto)), they will be waiving adoption, vaccination and neutering charges for one day only.

And if the boundless love and devotion of an animal wasn’t enough, proud new pet parents will receive a FREE GIFT from Mike Gatto himself. What kind of gift? It’s a fucking surprise, dude. But if it’s coming from Mike Gatto, it’s probably nine inches long, three point five inches thick and PROUDLY CIRCUMCISED!!


About Jarvis Mitchell

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