I am going to have to ask the Rt. Hon. Capt. Sweetness Mike Gatto himself to suck my dick for just a minute while I post this super sweet picture of MY NEW BIRD.
Blogosphere, meet Harley. Now, you probably hear the name Harley and think of super sweet motorcycles. Well, dumbass, Harley is actually Old English for “hare meadow.” So go fuck yourself.
My adorable new bird is pictured below. In conclusion, I would like to say, “America — FUCK YEAH. So lick my ass and suck on my balls.”