Mike Gatto’s Bill AB 349 Is Decidedly Sweet

Sacramento’s studliest assemblyman saw his super sweet bill AB 349 clear a significant hurdle today when the Assembly Education Committee ratified it in a unanimous 6-0 vote. Bill AB 349 would create a centralize reporting system to track child abusers working in California schools. Under Gatto’s proposed legislation, any school employee who resigns, gets fired, or reaches a settlement in a child abuse investigation involving a student would have their perverted name entered into a super sweet database. Then, if that person sought future employment at a different school, a background check would reveal that they like to touch little boys and they would be told to fuck right off.

Gatto created the bill in response to a 2012 report from the State Auditor’s office, which found that too many sick assholes were slipping through the cracks under the current system. “Even one instance of child abuse that could have been prevented is one too many,” Gatto wisely stated as a hot reporter chick fingered herself to a powerful orgasm. “The State Auditor’s report made it clear that we needed to take immediate and meaningful action.”

Taking immediate and meaningful action is what Mr. Sweetness does best. Good on you, Iron Mike.

 

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(I’d cut off my left testicle with a rusty razor blade to be related to Mike Gatto. Unfortunately, I am not. The fact that he and I share a surname is a coincidence of the highest order of sweetness.

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About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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