Monthly Archives: May 2013

STOP THE PRESSES: Daulton Gatto Gets a New Bird

I am going to have to ask the Rt. Hon. Capt. Sweetness Mike Gatto himself to suck my dick for just a minute while I post this super sweet picture of MY NEW BIRD. Blogosphere, meet Harley. Now, you probably … Continue reading

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Pasadena Sun Apologizes for Ron Kaye

The Pasadena Sun humbly issued an apology for publishing grossly incorrect bullshit about Mike Gatto, or Mr. 43 as he’s known ‘round these parts.  The publishers cited “several errors” in their hasty and disgraceful mea-culpa. Of course, it should come … Continue reading

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Occupy Ventura Urges Pressure on Mike Gatto

If anyone gives a shit, the hilariously meaningless political movement known as ‘Occupy’ is urging its eight members to put pressure on Mike Gatto.  Why?  I don’t know, probably in relation to some bill he’ll consider in one of his … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto: LIVE at the Beverly HIlls Bar Association

Mike Gatto will be appearing live in person this Monday before the Beverly Hills Bar Association, as he leads a panel discussion on the Supreme Court’s recent Citizen’s United ruling, which opened the door for unlimited corporate donations from corporations … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto’s Bill AB 349 Is Decidedly Sweet

Sacramento’s studliest assemblyman saw his super sweet bill AB 349 clear a significant hurdle today when the Assembly Education Committee ratified it in a unanimous 6-0 vote. Bill AB 349 would create a centralize reporting system to track child abusers … Continue reading

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Mike Gatto Honors Los Feliz Ledger’s Student Reporter

Today the Los Feliz Ledger proudly reported that one of their ‘student reporters’ received a certificate for her hard work from none other than ‘BIG’ Mike Gatto, champion of the 43rd District.  Charlotte Gilmore, a 4th grader at Ivanhoe Elementary … Continue reading

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Lead Ammunition Is Not Sweet: Mike Gatto

California became the first state in the U.S. to ban lead ammunition, after nine sweet dudes on the Water, Parks and Wildlife Committee voted in favor of a bill seeking to end the sale and use of toxic ammo. Five … Continue reading

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